Furi0usGeorgeX Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 Yo Mama fight! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azaxx Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 What is the point of this thread, if non, requesting locking of topic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EGYPTIANGHETTO Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 What is the point of this thread, if non, requesting locking of topic. If you haven't noticed, it's in the "Offbeat Items" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveAtStateFarm Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 Yo Mama so fat she sat on Wal-mart AND LOWERED THE PRICES! WHATTTTT NOWWW SONNNN? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Quacula Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 What is the point of this thread, if non, requesting locking of topic. To have a yo mama fight, you pleb. Read the OP's post to get an idea of what the thread is about. Requesting locking of Azaxx. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveAtStateFarm Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow And skittles popped out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smokin Shadowz Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 Yo mama so stupid she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azaxx Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 Oh i didnt get it, my bad, forget what i said lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mellcor Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 Your mama so dumb she hit a parked car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smokin Shadowz Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 Yo mama is so fat that she puts mayonnaise on aspirin. I could do this all day, I know like a thousand of these lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaloGamer 7 Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 yo mama so poor she stepped on a cigarette and said "who turned off the heater?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zuko 'Zarhamee Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Yo mama so dumb she traded her car for gas money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoctorB77 Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Yo Mama so fat she sat on Wal-mart AND LOWERED THE PRICES! WHATTTTT NOWWW SONNNN? Nice one. I have not heard this one before Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skummgummigubbe Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 to mama is so fat that she has been announced to be a new planet EDIT: change topic to YO MAMA jokes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ςHϵΑƨϵMΩηεTΞr Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Yo mama so stupid she put makeup on to make up her mind XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jestermeister Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Yo mama so old, when she was a child, the RAINBOW WAS IN BLACK AND WHITE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drizzy_Dan Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Yo mama so fat she got hit by a truck and said, "Who threw that rock?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Director Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Yo mama so old she sat next to Jesus in class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smokin Shadowz Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Yo mama so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bighungry2x Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Oh i didnt get it, my bad, forget what i said lol Lol, its okay Azaxx, sometimes we all get lost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jestermeister Posted July 1, 2012 Report Share Posted July 1, 2012 Yo mama is so stupid, she threw a rock at the ground, AND MISSED. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wheatley Posted July 1, 2012 Report Share Posted July 1, 2012 * Your mom is so fat, she lacks a nutritious diet and doesn't get enough exercise * Your mom is so fat, when she sat on memory foam, it forgot. * Your mom is so fat, she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in. * Your mom is so fat, when she goes to the beach, people yell out, "Whale Sighting!" * Your mom is so fat, she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy. * Your mom is so fat, she influences the tides. * Your mom is so fat, whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in. * Your mom is so fat, she has her own zip code. * Your mom is so fat, she lives in two time zones. * Your mom is so fat, it takes a train to get on her good side. * Your mom is so fat, that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas. * Your mom is so fat, people jog around her for exercise. * Your mom is so fat, whenever she turns around they throw a welcome-back party. * Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around its her birthday. * Your mom is so fat, she jumps up in the air and gets stuck. * Your mom is so fat, when she jumps she ends up in Australia. * Your mom is so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion. * Your mom is so fat, she plays hopscotch like this: California, Nevada, Arizona * Your mom is so fat, when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th. * Your mom is so fat, when she dances the band skips. * Your mom is so fat, she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals. * Your mom is so fat, every time she walks in high heels, she strikes oil. * Your mom is so fat, she stepped on a dollar and got change. * Your mom is so fat, when she steps on a scale it reads, "One at a time, please." * Your mom is so fat, when she steps on a scale it reads, "To be continued." * Your mom is so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to get the **** off. * Your mom is so fat, she thought gravy was a beverage. * Your mom is so fat, I took her to dinner and the waitress took her order in shorthand * Your mom is so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate. * Your mom is so fat, she went to the salad bar and pulled up a chair. * Your mom is so fat, when the ***** goes to an all you can eat buffet they have to install speed bumps. * Your mom is so fat, she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says, "Okay!" * Your mom is so fat, she broke her leg and gravy poured out. * Your mom is so fat, her blood type is Ragu. * Your mom is so fat, the only wiener she'll ever get is a hot dog. * Your mom is so fat, her first love was Krispy Kreme. * Your mom is so fat, she uses the Eiffel Tower as a tooth pick. * Your mom is so fat, she has to use a satellite dish as a Cereal bowl. * Your mom is so fat, she thinks that Niagara Falls is a drinking fountain. * Your mom is so fat, McDonald's set up shop in her house. * Your mom is so fat, her best friends are Ronald McDonald, Burger King and Betty Crocker. * Your mom is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people call out to her, "Taxi!" * Your mom is so fat, when she wears a yellow coat she looks like a school bus. * Your mom is so fat, she has an sign on her back that says "wide load". * Your mom is so fat, when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?" * Your mom is so fat, she sets off car alarms when she runs. * Your mom is so fat, when her beeper goes off people think shes backing up. * Your mom is so fat, she bungee jumps and falls straight to Hell. * Your mom is so fat, when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too. * Your mom is so fat, when she walks into a bar the ceiling fan falls down. * Your mom is so fat, they use her underwear elastic for bungee jumping. * Your mom is so fat, when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground. * Your mom is so fat, even the AIDS quilt wouldn't cover her. * Your mom is so fat, she has a run in her blue-jeans. * Your mom is so fat, she uses hula hoops to hold up her socks. * Your mom is so fat, when she took her dress to the cleaner they said, "Sorry, but we don't do curtains." * Your mom is so fat, she's got to iron her pants on the driveway. * Your mom is so fat, she has to wear Levis 1002s. * Your mom is so fat, when she wears white, she looks like the Michelin man. * Your mom is so fat, when she wears red, she looks like the Kool-Aid man. * Your mom is so fat, when she wears an "X" helicopters land on her. * Your mom is so fat, she's got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets. * Your mom is so fat, she can't reach her back pocket. * Your mom is so fat, she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller. * Your mom is so fat, she needs a boomerang to put her belt on. * Your mom is so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the New World. * Your mom is so fat, we get a drought every time she takes a shower. * Your mom is so fat, she had to go to Sea World to get baptized. * Your mom is so fat, she uses the Freeway as a Slip n Slide. * Your mom is so fat, shes still waiting for someone to fill the Grand Canyon so she can take a bath. * Your mom is so fat, they have to grease the bath tub to get her out. * Your mom is so fat, you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through * Your mom is so fat, she went to Disneyland and got group discounts. * Your mom is so fat, Santa asked her to cover for him. * Your mom is so fat, when she sits around the house, she literally sits AROUND the house. * Your mom is so fat, every time she walks her butt claps. * Your mom is so fat, she's on both sides of the family. * Your mom is so fat, when she falls out of bed she falls on both sides. * Your mom is so fat, her will states that she wants to be donated to Ripley's Believe It or Not. * Your mom is so fat, you need a Thomas Guide to find her *******. * Your mom is so fat, when she walked past the television, I missed Scary Movie 1, 2 AND 3. * Your mom is so fat, she got stuck in the garage. * Your mom is so fat, when she was a kid she could only play seek. * Your mom is so fat, it took five UFOs to abduct her. * Your mom is so fat, we're in her right now. * Your mom is so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone. * Your mom is so fat, when you get on top of her your ears pop. * Your mom is so fat, when she has sex she has to give directions. * Your mom is so fat, she wakes up in sections. * Your mom is so fat, when she goes to an amusement park people try to ride HER. * Your mom is so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book. * Your mom is so fat, that her senior pictures had to be arial views. * Your mom is so fat, she has to buy two airline tickets. * Your mom is so fat, when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again. * Your mom is so fat, the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures. * Your mom is so fat, they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it. * Your mom is so fat, that when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks. * Your mom is so fat, the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts. * Your mom is so fat, she was Miss Arizona...class Battleship. * Your mom is so fat, she was zoned for commercial development. * Your mom is so fat, her nickname is "DAAAMN!" * Your mom is so fat, she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors. * Your mom is so fat, she fell in love and broke it. * Your mom is so fat, when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo. * Your mom is so fat, she ordered a double room for a singles weekend. * Your mom is so fat, she had her ears pierced by harpoon. * Your mom is so fat, that I really don't need to make a joke, it sells it self. * Your mom is so fat, she makes Shay look like the Olsen Twins. * Your mom is so fat, that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips. * Your mom is so fat, the only armor she can use in World of Warcraft is of the whale. * Your mom is so fat, NASA is planning a mission to put a man on her. * Your mom is so fat, miners dig for diamonds in her footprints. * Your mom is so fat, she has to live on another planet. * Your mom is so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh-eating variant of Staphlococcus aureus, the doctor gave her five years to live. * Your mom is so fat, no one can talk behind her back. * Your mom is so fat, when she went to a dating service, they matched her up with Detroit. * Your mom is so fat, when she went to a concert, she had to buy 1 million tickets just to fit her ass. * Your mom is so fat, you can swim in her belly button. * Your mom is so fat, she absorbs light. * Your mom is so fat, she has to play pool with the planets. * Your mom is so fat, she sat on a rainbow and king sized skittles popped out. * Your mom is so fat, your dad didn't know which roll he was making love to. * Your mom is so fat, she thought the Olympic swimming pool was a puddle. * Your mom is so fat, every move that she makes required planning permission. * Your mom is so fat, when she showers, her feet dont get wet * Your mom is so fat, she broke a branch on her family tree Yo momma's so fat she needs a VCR for a pager Yo Momma so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs Your mama's so fat that her belly button makes an echo Yo momma's so fat her cerial bowl comes with a lifeguard Yo momma so fat when she walks past window we lose four days of sun light Yo momma's so fat she had to get baptised at sea world Your momma's so fat when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep tryin to get back up again Your mammas so fat and stupid, when it was raining she used the freeway for a slip and slide Yo momma's so fat that when the whales saw her they started singing "we are family" Yo momma is so fat when she goes to a restaurant she has to be greased in and out of the boothes Yo mamma's so fat she was attacked by japenese mlitary, they thought she was godzillas wife. Yo mamma's so fat when she went on school feild trips the school had to raise fund to feed her. Your momma's so fat she makes free willy look like a goldfish Yo mama is so fat when I layed back on her stomach i rolled twce and I was still in the middle Your momma is so fat, she climbed in the Grand Canyon and got stuck. Yo moma's so fat the only time she sees 90210 is on the scale. Yo mamma's so fat they could hold the olympics on her left butt cheek. Yo mamma's so fat she jumped into the lake and the lake replied "I'll wait my turn." Yo mamma's so fat she filled the bath, got in and all the water poured out. Yo mamma's so fat that she became the center of the solar system. Your Momma's so fat that when she jumped, she got stuck in mid-air Yo mamma's so fat when she wore a red shirt all the kids yelled hey kool-aid Yo mamma's so fat that when she sits around the house she sits around the house. Yo mamma's so fat that when she steps on a scale it keeps going and going and going...........and going Yo mama's so fat when she walked past by TV I missed three episodes Yo mama's so fat when she steps on a scale it says I want you weight not your phone number Yo mama's so fat that the last time she had sex it was at a crispy creme dount shop. Yo Mama's so fat slap her on the stomach and you can ride the waves Yo Mama's so fat when she steps on a scale it say's I want your weight not your phone number Yo Mama's so fat, she's the reason they invented double doors Yo Mama's so fat she uses I-95 as a slip and slide. Yo Mama's so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles Yo Mama's so fat when she wore high heels she struck oil Yo Mama's so fat she needs a lifeguard for her ceareal bowl Yo Mama's so fat it took three years for her to get liposuction Yo Mama's so fat she uses buoys for ear plugs Yo Mama's so fat she killed the dinosaurs Yo Mama's so fat she cant jump to conclusions Yo Mama's so fat she uses windex for face cleaner Yo Mama's so fat her genes dont fit her Yo Mama's so fat she took her chin as carry on Yo Mama's so fat she throws up gravy Yo Mama's so fat she plugged the hole in the ozone layer Yo Mama's so fat it's not funny Yo Mama's so fat she ate the milky way Yo Mama's so fat she has to wear a wide load sign Yo Mama's so fat that while she walking to Wal-Mart, she tripped over K-Mart, and landed on Target. Yo Mama's so fat the army uses her panties for a parachute. Yo Mama's so fat she makes godzilla loox like an action figure Yo Mama's so fat she needs a wide load stiker on her butt Your mamas so fat she cant even float in space Yo momma is so fat she sat on walmart and lowered the prices. Your Momma's so fat she can go on vacation by rolling over. You momma so fat one time she threw up and out came pinnichio Yo mama is so fat when she turns around its her birthday again Yo mamma's so fat when she went to Tokyo everyone said its GODZILA! Yo momma is so fat, she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Your momma is so fat the elephant on her shirt is real! Your momma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said 1 person at a time please Your mommas so fat she pooped out an actionfigure. Yo Momma so fat she tripped over Wal-Mart and landed on Target Yo mama so fat that when she walkes she shows up on the rictor scale. Your mama is so fat she steps on a dollar bill and makes change Yo momma so fat when i tryed to walk around her i got lost. Your momma is so fat that when she puts on her red t-shirt she runs through brick walls yellin', "Kool-Aid!" Yo mama so fat when she died and went to heaven lord asked where did my light go??? Your momma is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck Your momma's so fat , she uses Mexico as a tanning bed. Yo momma's so fat when she sings theres a earthquake your mamma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said to be continued Yo momma's so fat that she makes a sumo wresler look like an arexion. Yo momma's so fat that when it rains she where's a yellow jacket and everyone yells taxi. Yo mamma is so ugly and fat when she went out side the kids said run its a dinosour!!! Yo momma's ass is so big that when she sits down she's three feet taller. Your mama's so fat...that when god said let there be light...she moved!!! Your mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it read the air heads motto "Out Of Control" Yo mumma so fat she got stoped at da airport for havin 200 pounds of crack Yo mama is so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Crage is the door Yo momma is so fat last time she seen 90210 is on the scale Your mommas like a brick she is flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans. Your momma is so big when God said let there be light, he asked her to move. Your mom is so fat, when she walks out of the candy store with a red turtle neck on people start yellin "Kool Aid". Your mama so fat she uses the ocean as a bath tub Your mama's so fat when she walked by a construction site they used her as a wrecking ball. Your mama so fat when she sat on the toilet she said A B C D E F G get your fat ass of of me. Yo Momma Soooooooo Fat...... A Car Crashed Into Her And She Said, "Who Threw That Rock?!" Yo mamma so fat that I told her we won the Super Bowl So she walked outside with a spoon. Yo mamas so fat I get lost around here Your mamma is so fat I shot the ***** and lard came out. Your momma is so fat she got in a monster truck and made it a lowrider! Your momma so fat she tried to take a bath but the water jumped out! Your momma is so fat that she went to the bathroom and the toilet got the **** scared out of it Yo mamma so fat when she missed the school bus she yelled "some one catch my twinky"! Yo momma is so fat that your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss he'd have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up! You'r mama's so fat, when she sit's around the house,"she sit's AROUND THE HOUSE"!! Yo Mama's so fat if I put a firecracker up her ass, and it exploded she would be feeding kids in India for years Your momma is so fat she changed the phrase "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"! Yo momma so fat that when I ran around her I got lost! Yo momma so fat..she even carried a spoon to the SUPER BOWL Your momma's so fat, once she jumped in the water, everone ran out yelling, "Tsunami!" Your mommas so fat she plays pool with the planets. Yo momma is so fat she sat down on the bench and her fart went off like a gun shot! Your mammas so fat she sat on the toliet and the toliet said ABCDEFG GET YOUR FAT ASS OFF ME Your mama is so fat her "nickname" is damn Yo mommas so fat she took her pants to the dry cleaners and the lady said,"we don't do curtains". Your mommas so fat she was wearing a yellow shirt and the kids thought she was a schoolbus Your momma is so fat she had cream coming out her arms becuase she ate to many twinkes Yo momma is just like a big mac...shes big, fat, and $1.69 on wednesdays! Yo mamma is like a big mack, fat, juizy, and only worth a buck. Yo momma is so fat her stretch marks spell out her name , " big *****" Your momma is so fat, I take her panties and I use it as the main sail of my yacht. Yo mamma so fat, she got more rolls then a pastry truck! Yo mamas so fat the back of her neck looks like a package of hotdogs Yo moma is so fat.....fat is a complement!!!!! Yo momma's so fat when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet! Yo momma is so fat the cows try get milk from her Yo momma's so fat she puts mayonaise on asprin. Yo momma's so fat Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph. Yo momma's so fat She could sell shade. Yo your moma so fat,that she had to take her passport photo by satillite. Yo your moma so fat that her belt size is the equater Yo momma's so fat Her blood type is Ragu. Yo momma's so fat When she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate. Yo momma's so fat She can't even jump to a conclusion. Your mama's so fat she had to iron her clothes on the 405 freeway!!!!! Your momma is so fat, she uses a toilet brush to clean out her belly button! Yo momma's so fat She can't even fit in the chat room. Yo momma's so fat She put on her lipstick with a paint-roller. Yo momma's so fat All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Momma" Yo momma's so fat When she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton. Yo mamma is so fat she takes showers at carwashes Yo momma is so stupid when she hears thunder she thinks someone is making popcorn Yo Mam's So Fat, She Went To Sizzler and the ***** Got A group Discount Your mommas so fat she has to use hula hoops to hold up her socks Yo mamas so fat after sex she rolles over and smokes a ham Yo mama so fat when she died they didn't use a casket they used a mansion. Yo momma so fat i put a quarter in her mouth and pushed her belly button and milk dudes fill out of her ass Yo mamma's got so many rolls she puts Brumby's out a business Your momas so fat that when she got into an elevator the doors couldn't close!! I think I win, and sorry if i offended anyone. 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DaveAtStateFarm Posted July 1, 2012 Report Share Posted July 1, 2012 * Your mom is so fat, she lacks a nutritious diet and doesn't get enough exercise * Your mom is so fat, when she sat on memory foam, it forgot. * Your mom is so fat, she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in. * Your mom is so fat, when she goes to the beach, people yell out, "Whale Sighting!" * Your mom is so fat, she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy. * Your mom is so fat, she influences the tides. * Your mom is so fat, whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in. * Your mom is so fat, she has her own zip code. * Your mom is so fat, she lives in two time zones. * Your mom is so fat, it takes a train to get on her good side. * Your mom is so fat, that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas. * Your mom is so fat, people jog around her for exercise. * Your mom is so fat, whenever she turns around they throw a welcome-back party. * Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around its her birthday. * Your mom is so fat, she jumps up in the air and gets stuck. * Your mom is so fat, when she jumps she ends up in Australia. * Your mom is so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion. * Your mom is so fat, she plays hopscotch like this: California, Nevada, Arizona * Your mom is so fat, when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th. * Your mom is so fat, when she dances the band skips. * Your mom is so fat, she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals. * Your mom is so fat, every time she walks in high heels, she strikes oil. * Your mom is so fat, she stepped on a dollar and got change. * Your mom is so fat, when she steps on a scale it reads, "One at a time, please." * Your mom is so fat, when she steps on a scale it reads, "To be continued." * Your mom is so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to get the **** off. * Your mom is so fat, she thought gravy was a beverage. * Your mom is so fat, I took her to dinner and the waitress took her order in shorthand * Your mom is so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate. * Your mom is so fat, she went to the salad bar and pulled up a chair. * Your mom is so fat, when the ***** goes to an all you can eat buffet they have to install speed bumps. * Your mom is so fat, she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says, "Okay!" * Your mom is so fat, she broke her leg and gravy poured out. * Your mom is so fat, her blood type is Ragu. * Your mom is so fat, the only wiener she'll ever get is a hot dog. * Your mom is so fat, her first love was Krispy Kreme. * Your mom is so fat, she uses the Eiffel Tower as a tooth pick. * Your mom is so fat, she has to use a satellite dish as a Cereal bowl. * Your mom is so fat, she thinks that Niagara Falls is a drinking fountain. * Your mom is so fat, McDonald's set up shop in her house. * Your mom is so fat, her best friends are Ronald McDonald, Burger King and Betty Crocker. * Your mom is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people call out to her, "Taxi!" * Your mom is so fat, when she wears a yellow coat she looks like a school bus. * Your mom is so fat, she has an sign on her back that says "wide load". * Your mom is so fat, when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?" * Your mom is so fat, she sets off car alarms when she runs. * Your mom is so fat, when her beeper goes off people think shes backing up. * Your mom is so fat, she bungee jumps and falls straight to Hell. * Your mom is so fat, when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too. * Your mom is so fat, when she walks into a bar the ceiling fan falls down. * Your mom is so fat, they use her underwear elastic for bungee jumping. * Your mom is so fat, when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground. * Your mom is so fat, even the AIDS quilt wouldn't cover her. * Your mom is so fat, she has a run in her blue-jeans. * Your mom is so fat, she uses hula hoops to hold up her socks. * Your mom is so fat, when she took her dress to the cleaner they said, "Sorry, but we don't do curtains." * Your mom is so fat, she's got to iron her pants on the driveway. * Your mom is so fat, she has to wear Levis 1002s. * Your mom is so fat, when she wears white, she looks like the Michelin man. * Your mom is so fat, when she wears red, she looks like the Kool-Aid man. * Your mom is so fat, when she wears an "X" helicopters land on her. * Your mom is so fat, she's got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets. * Your mom is so fat, she can't reach her back pocket. * Your mom is so fat, she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller. * Your mom is so fat, she needs a boomerang to put her belt on. * Your mom is so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the New World. * Your mom is so fat, we get a drought every time she takes a shower. * Your mom is so fat, she had to go to Sea World to get baptized. * Your mom is so fat, she uses the Freeway as a Slip n Slide. * Your mom is so fat, shes still waiting for someone to fill the Grand Canyon so she can take a bath. * Your mom is so fat, they have to grease the bath tub to get her out. * Your mom is so fat, you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through * Your mom is so fat, she went to Disneyland and got group discounts. * Your mom is so fat, Santa asked her to cover for him. * Your mom is so fat, when she sits around the house, she literally sits AROUND the house. * Your mom is so fat, every time she walks her butt claps. * Your mom is so fat, she's on both sides of the family. * Your mom is so fat, when she falls out of bed she falls on both sides. * Your mom is so fat, her will states that she wants to be donated to Ripley's Believe It or Not. * Your mom is so fat, you need a Thomas Guide to find her *******. * Your mom is so fat, when she walked past the television, I missed Scary Movie 1, 2 AND 3. * Your mom is so fat, she got stuck in the garage. * Your mom is so fat, when she was a kid she could only play seek. * Your mom is so fat, it took five UFOs to abduct her. * Your mom is so fat, we're in her right now. * Your mom is so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone. * Your mom is so fat, when you get on top of her your ears pop. * Your mom is so fat, when she has sex she has to give directions. * Your mom is so fat, she wakes up in sections. * Your mom is so fat, when she goes to an amusement park people try to ride HER. * Your mom is so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book. * Your mom is so fat, that her senior pictures had to be arial views. * Your mom is so fat, she has to buy two airline tickets. * Your mom is so fat, when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again. * Your mom is so fat, the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures. * Your mom is so fat, they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it. * Your mom is so fat, that when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks. * Your mom is so fat, the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts. * Your mom is so fat, she was Miss Arizona...class Battleship. * Your mom is so fat, she was zoned for commercial development. * Your mom is so fat, her nickname is "DAAAMN!" * Your mom is so fat, she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors. * Your mom is so fat, she fell in love and broke it. * Your mom is so fat, when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo. * Your mom is so fat, she ordered a double room for a singles weekend. * Your mom is so fat, she had her ears pierced by harpoon. * Your mom is so fat, that I really don't need to make a joke, it sells it self. * Your mom is so fat, she makes Shay look like the Olsen Twins. * Your mom is so fat, that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips. * Your mom is so fat, the only armor she can use in World of Warcraft is of the whale. * Your mom is so fat, NASA is planning a mission to put a man on her. * Your mom is so fat, miners dig for diamonds in her footprints. * Your mom is so fat, she has to live on another planet. * Your mom is so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh-eating variant of Staphlococcus aureus, the doctor gave her five years to live. * Your mom is so fat, no one can talk behind her back. * Your mom is so fat, when she went to a dating service, they matched her up with Detroit. * Your mom is so fat, when she went to a concert, she had to buy 1 million tickets just to fit her ass. * Your mom is so fat, you can swim in her belly button. * Your mom is so fat, she absorbs light. * Your mom is so fat, she has to play pool with the planets. * Your mom is so fat, she sat on a rainbow and king sized skittles popped out. * Your mom is so fat, your dad didn't know which roll he was making love to. * Your mom is so fat, she thought the Olympic swimming pool was a puddle. * Your mom is so fat, every move that she makes required planning permission. * Your mom is so fat, when she showers, her feet dont get wet * Your mom is so fat, she broke a branch on her family tree Yo momma's so fat she needs a VCR for a pager Yo Momma so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs Your mama's so fat that her belly button makes an echo Yo momma's so fat her cerial bowl comes with a lifeguard Yo momma so fat when she walks past window we lose four days of sun light Yo momma's so fat she had to get baptised at sea world Your momma's so fat when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep tryin to get back up again Your mammas so fat and stupid, when it was raining she used the freeway for a slip and slide Yo momma's so fat that when the whales saw her they started singing "we are family" Yo momma is so fat when she goes to a restaurant she has to be greased in and out of the boothes Yo mamma's so fat she was attacked by japenese mlitary, they thought she was godzillas wife. Yo mamma's so fat when she went on school feild trips the school had to raise fund to feed her. Your momma's so fat she makes free willy look like a goldfish Yo mama is so fat when I layed back on her stomach i rolled twce and I was still in the middle Your momma is so fat, she climbed in the Grand Canyon and got stuck. Yo moma's so fat the only time she sees 90210 is on the scale. Yo mamma's so fat they could hold the olympics on her left butt cheek. Yo mamma's so fat she jumped into the lake and the lake replied "I'll wait my turn." Yo mamma's so fat she filled the bath, got in and all the water poured out. Yo mamma's so fat that she became the center of the solar system. Your Momma's so fat that when she jumped, she got stuck in mid-air Yo mamma's so fat when she wore a red shirt all the kids yelled hey kool-aid Yo mamma's so fat that when she sits around the house she sits around the house. Yo mamma's so fat that when she steps on a scale it keeps going and going and going...........and going Yo mama's so fat when she walked past by TV I missed three episodes Yo mama's so fat when she steps on a scale it says I want you weight not your phone number Yo mama's so fat that the last time she had sex it was at a crispy creme dount shop. Yo Mama's so fat slap her on the stomach and you can ride the waves Yo Mama's so fat when she steps on a scale it say's I want your weight not your phone number Yo Mama's so fat, she's the reason they invented double doors Yo Mama's so fat she uses I-95 as a slip and slide. Yo Mama's so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles Yo Mama's so fat when she wore high heels she struck oil Yo Mama's so fat she needs a lifeguard for her ceareal bowl Yo Mama's so fat it took three years for her to get liposuction Yo Mama's so fat she uses buoys for ear plugs Yo Mama's so fat she killed the dinosaurs Yo Mama's so fat she cant jump to conclusions Yo Mama's so fat she uses windex for face cleaner Yo Mama's so fat her genes dont fit her Yo Mama's so fat she took her chin as carry on Yo Mama's so fat she throws up gravy Yo Mama's so fat she plugged the hole in the ozone layer Yo Mama's so fat it's not funny Yo Mama's so fat she ate the milky way Yo Mama's so fat she has to wear a wide load sign Yo Mama's so fat that while she walking to Wal-Mart, she tripped over K-Mart, and landed on Target. Yo Mama's so fat the army uses her panties for a parachute. Yo Mama's so fat she makes godzilla loox like an action figure Yo Mama's so fat she needs a wide load stiker on her butt Your mamas so fat she cant even float in space Yo momma is so fat she sat on walmart and lowered the prices. Your Momma's so fat she can go on vacation by rolling over. You momma so fat one time she threw up and out came pinnichio Yo mama is so fat when she turns around its her birthday again Yo mamma's so fat when she went to Tokyo everyone said its GODZILA! Yo momma is so fat, she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Your momma is so fat the elephant on her shirt is real! Your momma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said 1 person at a time please Your mommas so fat she pooped out an actionfigure. Yo Momma so fat she tripped over Wal-Mart and landed on Target Yo mama so fat that when she walkes she shows up on the rictor scale. Your mama is so fat she steps on a dollar bill and makes change Yo momma so fat when i tryed to walk around her i got lost. Your momma is so fat that when she puts on her red t-shirt she runs through brick walls yellin', "Kool-Aid!" Yo mama so fat when she died and went to heaven lord asked where did my light go??? Your momma is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck Your momma's so fat , she uses Mexico as a tanning bed. Yo momma's so fat when she sings theres a earthquake your mamma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said to be continued Yo momma's so fat that she makes a sumo wresler look like an arexion. Yo momma's so fat that when it rains she where's a yellow jacket and everyone yells taxi. Yo mamma is so ugly and fat when she went out side the kids said run its a dinosour!!! Yo momma's ass is so big that when she sits down she's three feet taller. Your mama's so fat...that when god said let there be light...she moved!!! Your mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it read the air heads motto "Out Of Control" Yo mumma so fat she got stoped at da airport for havin 200 pounds of crack Yo mama is so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Crage is the door Yo momma is so fat last time she seen 90210 is on the scale Your mommas like a brick she is flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans. Your momma is so big when God said let there be light, he asked her to move. Your mom is so fat, when she walks out of the candy store with a red turtle neck on people start yellin "Kool Aid". Your mama so fat she uses the ocean as a bath tub Your mama's so fat when she walked by a construction site they used her as a wrecking ball. Your mama so fat when she sat on the toilet she said A B C D E F G get your fat ass of of me. Yo Momma Soooooooo Fat...... A Car Crashed Into Her And She Said, "Who Threw That Rock?!" Yo mamma so fat that I told her we won the Super Bowl So she walked outside with a spoon. Yo mamas so fat I get lost around here Your mamma is so fat I shot the ***** and lard came out. Your momma is so fat she got in a monster truck and made it a lowrider! Your momma so fat she tried to take a bath but the water jumped out! Your momma is so fat that she went to the bathroom and the toilet got the **** scared out of it Yo mamma so fat when she missed the school bus she yelled "some one catch my twinky"! Yo momma is so fat that your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss he'd have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up! You'r mama's so fat, when she sit's around the house,"she sit's AROUND THE HOUSE"!! Yo Mama's so fat if I put a firecracker up her ass, and it exploded she would be feeding kids in India for years Your momma is so fat she changed the phrase "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"! Yo momma so fat that when I ran around her I got lost! Yo momma so fat..she even carried a spoon to the SUPER BOWL Your momma's so fat, once she jumped in the water, everone ran out yelling, "Tsunami!" Your mommas so fat she plays pool with the planets. Yo momma is so fat she sat down on the bench and her fart went off like a gun shot! Your mammas so fat she sat on the toliet and the toliet said ABCDEFG GET YOUR FAT ASS OFF ME Your mama is so fat her "nickname" is damn Yo mommas so fat she took her pants to the dry cleaners and the lady said,"we don't do curtains". Your mommas so fat she was wearing a yellow shirt and the kids thought she was a schoolbus Your momma is so fat she had cream coming out her arms becuase she ate to many twinkes Yo momma is just like a big mac...shes big, fat, and $1.69 on wednesdays! Yo mamma is like a big mack, fat, juizy, and only worth a buck. Yo momma is so fat her stretch marks spell out her name , " big *****" Your momma is so fat, I take her panties and I use it as the main sail of my yacht. Yo mamma so fat, she got more rolls then a pastry truck! Yo mamas so fat the back of her neck looks like a package of hotdogs Yo moma is so fat.....fat is a complement!!!!! Yo momma's so fat when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet! Yo momma is so fat the cows try get milk from her Yo momma's so fat she puts mayonaise on asprin. Yo momma's so fat Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph. Yo momma's so fat She could sell shade. Yo your moma so fat,that she had to take her passport photo by satillite. Yo your moma so fat that her belt size is the equater Yo momma's so fat Her blood type is Ragu. Yo momma's so fat When she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate. Yo momma's so fat She can't even jump to a conclusion. Your mama's so fat she had to iron her clothes on the 405 freeway!!!!! Your momma is so fat, she uses a toilet brush to clean out her belly button! Yo momma's so fat She can't even fit in the chat room. Yo momma's so fat She put on her lipstick with a paint-roller. Yo momma's so fat All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Momma" Yo momma's so fat When she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton. Yo mamma is so fat she takes showers at carwashes Yo momma is so stupid when she hears thunder she thinks someone is making popcorn Yo Mam's So Fat, She Went To Sizzler and the ***** Got A group Discount Your mommas so fat she has to use hula hoops to hold up her socks Yo mamas so fat after sex she rolles over and smokes a ham Yo mama so fat when she died they didn't use a casket they used a mansion. Yo momma so fat i put a quarter in her mouth and pushed her belly button and milk dudes fill out of her ass Yo mamma's got so many rolls she puts Brumby's out a business Your momas so fat that when she got into an elevator the doors couldn't close!! I think I win, and sorry if i offended anyone. Copy and paste? 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